I will pay money for guacamole. Nothing good can come from fighting avocados. They have ugly bumpy green skin, large hard pits, are tasteless, and won't mash unless *perfectly* ripe!
Better yet - I will forever boycott avocados. After all the problems they gave us last night, they do not deserve the privilege of knowing me and my family. Although, it was hilarious attempting to make guacamole with avocados that just wouldn't die!
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I think the Fighting Avocados would make a great school mascot.
You should copyright my invention, open your own charter school and coach the Fighting Avocados. They are tough 'lil buggers!
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